Cause And Effect, A Hard One For Liberals

Liberals are a little weak on the concept of Cause and Effect.  In their minds, cops cause crime, guns cause shootings, unborn babies cause abortions, and capitalism causes oppression, which causes poverty, which causes hopelessness, which causes street gangs, random shootings, drug use, looting, and general stupidity.

In the case of "climate change" it works something like this:

    • People invented technology and capitalism
    • Technology and capitalism created the internal combustion engine
    • Internal combustion engines cause global climate change
    • Snow is evidence of global climate change
    • Snowplows use internal combustion engines
    • Anytime it snows, snowplows always show up.

Therefore:

Snowplows cause snowstorms