Rubio Has a Long Way to Go to Ketchup

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Bonus: Political boat names

Bill Clinton: Nauti Buoy

Barack Obama: The Dog House

Bernie Sanders: Leftist Luna Sea

Jeb Bush: Fool Me Thrice

Rand Paul: Make the World Go Away

Al Sharpton: Resist Sea Much


Boat name ideas for other candidates/politicians?