Twenty Dollars Worth of Shame

So, I heard the other day that they are going to put Harriett Tubman on the twenty dollar bill, which seems on the surface to be a pretty good trade:

A gun-toting Republican Black Woman in place of a White, racist, democRat slaveholder.

But then I found out a disturbing fact: Harriet Tubman was a NARCOLEPTIC!

Now, I don't even know what that is, but I'm fairly certain it's not something we want our children emulating.

DO WE REALLY WANT A COUNTRY FULL OF YOUNG NARCOLEPTICS?

Try again, democRats.

NO NARCOLEPTICS ON OUR MONEY!