Meltdown In Progress

Anyway, Trump gets inaugurated on Friday. I would like to say that it wasn't even twenty-four hours before the left lost their collective mind, but that would be a lie: The left lost their collectivist mind a lot earlier than that. Trump is just the catalyst for the latest round, and even that started before the inauguration.

Heck, it started before the election was even complete.

Saturday marked the "Million Woman March, in which significantly less than a million vaginally-clad morons took to the streets of Washington D.C. Oh, there were protests around the world, about how horrible things are, and Trump, and womens' rights, and Trump, and just about everything but Trump. And Trump. 

It didn't seem to make a dent that, if things were bad on Saturday, it wasn't because of anything Trump had done: It was the policies of THEIR loser, who had just left office.

On the other hand, Trump appears to be willing to stand by enough of his campaign promises that even some Never Trumpers on the right are starting to realize he meant what he said. 

Plus, he made James Effin' Mad Dog Mattis Secretary of Defense, which made a whole heck of a lot of present and former military very, very happy. MAd Dog is kind of a legend amongst military aficionados: The kind of guy you'd take a bullet for, rather than the kind that gets an "accidental" friendly-fire round in the back. Good Choice.

Even better, the Armed Services seem to appreciate what Trump brings to the tables, as opposed to his lackluster predecessor:

Since Trump ain't got no official portrait yet, and Obama's was required to be removed from government facilities at 1201 last Friday, These are going up on military bases as worthy substitutes. I find that I have tremendous faith in the judgement of a volunteer military. 

And that attacks began on his family, the most despicable of which have revolved around his children. A (now-suspended) Saturday Night Live "writer" suggested that his youngest son, Barron, was a budding serial killer. There have been jokes about every member of the family, and attempts to make them look horrible for having a father, husband, etc. so deplorable as Trump.

At this rate, it's only a matter of time before Trig-Truther Andrew Sullivan tries to convince us that Barron isn't actually Melania's son, but Ivanka's. 

Because, Trump.

The lefties is Congress are simultaneously ignoring him, and freaking out about every little thing he does, which may seem contradictory, maybe even impossible, but today's democRats? They don't know the meaning of the word "impossible."

Also, "mulch" and "mendicant."

And seriously. Saturday's "March?"What can you say about a million-or so women all dressed up like their own genitalia, screaming "I am more than just my own genitalia, so give me free birth control and tampons, because I am woman hear me whine. Also Trump. And something about abortion."?

And now, they've got a white woman from Idaho running for Debbie Jabberjaw Schultz' old position as DNC chair, who thinks that her job is to tell white people to shut up and mind what their betters tell them.

Oh, please, PLEASE let her win. The comic possibilities are boundless.

The left has gone into an almost epileptic spasm of hissy-fit that I can't even watch the news anymore, because I end up in pain from laughing so hard. 

And don't get me started on safe spaces and safety pins. 

Michelle Obama said that what's going on now is the result of a nation that's lost hope. 

I disagree.

For the first time in 8 years, I'm not ashamed of my home state, nor in fear the President will literally bow to foreign dictators. For the first time in years. I see a gleam of hope.

Because Trump.